Well I got the heading of this post from the book “1 night @ call centre”. its kindof an interesting book must say.
This happens to me everytime I think of saving some bucks and travellin by the good old best buses. here is the clear view of how everything goes wrong when one tries to get out of the habbit
Its 7:45 am
I am at the shiv mandir bus stop waiting for any bus going to my class. Any way my mood was too bad . I had a fight with my mom as she was not ready to drop me till the bus stand.(nothing new in that must say). U know u would get quite pissed off if u wer in my position. head is full of worries .u had a fight at home,u ahvent done the homework & if the sir finds that out he would naturally kick your butt. u were absent for his last lecture so there would be butt kickin anyway & worst part of it:”there is a group of girls staring at u for no reason”. Well that’s what I really call showing ur ass and with writings “come & hit me”.
Well anyway out of boredom I take out my mp3 player thinking that it would change my mood a little bit. The first song I hear is ”rape me” from nirvana. Well that’s in coincidence with my present situation must say. I keep on listening as those girls keep on staring. A bus comes well but aha that’s not mine so let it pass. Luckily those girls get in that bus(what a relief).(click) well bored of rape me, next song is some kind of monster(well 1 of my fav).the same thing continues. Many bus come many bus go but none them is 1 I want. Then my eyes go on the watch , its fucking 7:55& I have my class on 8. So I make up my mind to travel in the auto. But wait what the fuck “there is auto in the vicinity“. So I try to find an auto nearby. Well luckily I get 1 but hail the work of almighty as I try to get in that auto a bus arrives with is plate showin off the no”361”(that’s the 1 wnted). Now her im in a to do or not to do condition . I am atleast a 30 m away from bus stop. Dunno wat got into my mind I started running towards the bus & got in through the door from where u are supposed to exit. The driver is shoutin at me ,the conductor is shouting at me but hey im happy even if I get late. Even if that sir of mine kicks my balls .even if bruised my knee while getting up on the moving bus. Just because of 1 reason……
I SAVED 20 RS OF MY DAILY TRAVEL FARE
Well 1 thing for sure .if next I try to save some money I wud rather decrease my other expenditures rather than going by bus……….
Sunday, February 10, 2008
a usual day at my fuckin school
Well from the name of my site its quite evitable that i hate my school the most.its a good fr nothin school.its a leech & sucks out blood out of me everyday i go there.people ask me y im so thin eventhough i eat so much.the ans is the school.damn i jus wanna complete my 12th get out of that blood suckin fucker school.i dont care a shit for this suckin school.A usual day is started quite good wid all the frends bitchin abt this school. we never go fr assembly coz our teacher takes an xtra class
1st period chemistry:
wel this teacher is one of the only few in our school those who actually know to teach.though she is a good teacher sometimes her mood goes off .then no 1 can stop her she either shouts on us or gives us fuckin damn borin lectures in her southindian ascent.its too funny if u only notice the ascent.&ya 1 more thng she always uses wrds no&only in every alternate sentence.thats allthis is the only teacher that has my respects fr her.
2nd period maths:
well this teacher is next 1 who really teaches us. though she is one of the most emotionlessperson i ave seen. she comes into class widout us knowin it. she starts teachin wid a long sentaence that gets our attention to us by her famous long sentence"give me a textboooooooooooooooooooooooook".she is an ok sortof teacher.somtimes gets confused herself but thats fine. well 1 prob is still wid her.she has kindof grudge towards us.always staring at us tryin to find out wat wrong we do & were she can catch us & then boom start insultin us in front of the whole class. this get bitchy most of times endin she gettin a bit of abuses frm us nt in herface though. she also has a trick tat hurts us all. if any complain she tells it to our sisters&bros & they to our parents. well thats damn fuckin bad wen nythng lik dat happens. she dosnt show ny emotions jus her smile wen u do wrong .thats a devilish one & creeps out each organ of ur body & sends a thrill.uhhhhh even thinkin abt it makes me weak.
3rd period physics:
this is the last person on the entire globe who would know even a bit abt physics. she is absolutely dumb .noes nothng but acts as if she is an iit prof fr an centuary.all she knows is derivation coz thats the only thng that u can mug up in phy .rest all is conceptual. once her resource of derivations is exhausted she turns to numericals. shementions just the no & we ave to do it noin nothng abt them. if we ask her she gets us more confused, a total pessimist thnks tat we cant pass & if we do its coz we r cheatin. suck ur own ass u bitch.i hate her.i despise her.she is most partial prson in whole universe. well i try to bunk her class as much as posibl. so best way dun do her hw & shell send u out .belive me its a treat for me.stayin in her clas makes frget things vich i already know.DAMN thats bad.she is an pain in my butt.
4th period english:
hmm our eng techer well she is the slowest livin bein in whole wrld slower than a sloth a tortoise a snail or even a deadleech.trust me im nt exagerratin.she is really that slow.wat more she has a soft voice so that we cant evenundrstand wat the hell she is sayin&guys miracles do happen coz she completes her portion in tim. last yr she gav us 5 chaptrs to do on ourself. well dosnt mak a diff though coz nyway we do all of them by ourselves.she tries to get our attention towards her but she fails in tat.her style of teachin is to convert one word into 5& one sentence into ten.so bye the end of the week lol we ave completed jus a single page congrats guys its better than a para.her period is lik a free period for all of us. she dont com to the class many days & even if she does we dont care . we keep on doin the thngs vich we were bfoe she came. thats good in a way i suppose.well its night tim for many ppl as they sleep in this period. im always busy tryin to bug her.hehehe.
5th period computer science:
90% of my classmates wanna bcom software engineers. but with this kindof teacher i guess hardly they can run even a cyber cafe.well thats true my frends.all this teacher knows is to dectate wats written in the book & enjoy the ac in the comp rooms. all she does is opens the book givs us definations & som probs vich we ave to do. she sits bak & realxs. if weask a doubt she says com ltr or do it urself . mostof guys dun care wat she teaches. a few actually know how to use c++. rest of class chats does fun or do nuthng .thats our typicall cs period . but there is a revolution in class. there is a bunch of ppl who wanna lrn c++ but r nt abl to.well at this tim jay coms to rescue.this guy has got a pretty fair idea of c++. fairer than our teacher i guess.he helps them out. free classes i call dem .well its a good deed hes doin der atleast. somtims i too join him.our cs teacher is also a gr8 miser .once in blue moon she allos us to do pracs .well wat the hell is her prob. we do pay xtra fr computer fee dun we. cat argue with her can i so her im tellin all u der.
thast how the most important periods of the school go on. rest of the day is borin coz these spoil ur mood fr rest of day.nw u c y i hate this scool sooooo much.dunno wat im doin here . i jus wanna get out this scool.& i wont even care a shit abt this scool wen i leave it..........................
1st period chemistry:
wel this teacher is one of the only few in our school those who actually know to teach.though she is a good teacher sometimes her mood goes off .then no 1 can stop her she either shouts on us or gives us fuckin damn borin lectures in her southindian ascent.its too funny if u only notice the ascent.&ya 1 more thng she always uses wrds no&only in every alternate sentence.thats allthis is the only teacher that has my respects fr her.
2nd period maths:
well this teacher is next 1 who really teaches us. though she is one of the most emotionlessperson i ave seen. she comes into class widout us knowin it. she starts teachin wid a long sentaence that gets our attention to us by her famous long sentence"give me a textboooooooooooooooooooooooook".she is an ok sortof teacher.somtimes gets confused herself but thats fine. well 1 prob is still wid her.she has kindof grudge towards us.always staring at us tryin to find out wat wrong we do & were she can catch us & then boom start insultin us in front of the whole class. this get bitchy most of times endin she gettin a bit of abuses frm us nt in herface though. she also has a trick tat hurts us all. if any complain she tells it to our sisters&bros & they to our parents. well thats damn fuckin bad wen nythng lik dat happens. she dosnt show ny emotions jus her smile wen u do wrong .thats a devilish one & creeps out each organ of ur body & sends a thrill.uhhhhh even thinkin abt it makes me weak.
3rd period physics:
this is the last person on the entire globe who would know even a bit abt physics. she is absolutely dumb .noes nothng but acts as if she is an iit prof fr an centuary.all she knows is derivation coz thats the only thng that u can mug up in phy .rest all is conceptual. once her resource of derivations is exhausted she turns to numericals. shementions just the no & we ave to do it noin nothng abt them. if we ask her she gets us more confused, a total pessimist thnks tat we cant pass & if we do its coz we r cheatin. suck ur own ass u bitch.i hate her.i despise her.she is most partial prson in whole universe. well i try to bunk her class as much as posibl. so best way dun do her hw & shell send u out .belive me its a treat for me.stayin in her clas makes frget things vich i already know.DAMN thats bad.she is an pain in my butt.
4th period english:
hmm our eng techer well she is the slowest livin bein in whole wrld slower than a sloth a tortoise a snail or even a deadleech.trust me im nt exagerratin.she is really that slow.wat more she has a soft voice so that we cant evenundrstand wat the hell she is sayin&guys miracles do happen coz she completes her portion in tim. last yr she gav us 5 chaptrs to do on ourself. well dosnt mak a diff though coz nyway we do all of them by ourselves.she tries to get our attention towards her but she fails in tat.her style of teachin is to convert one word into 5& one sentence into ten.so bye the end of the week lol we ave completed jus a single page congrats guys its better than a para.her period is lik a free period for all of us. she dont com to the class many days & even if she does we dont care . we keep on doin the thngs vich we were bfoe she came. thats good in a way i suppose.well its night tim for many ppl as they sleep in this period. im always busy tryin to bug her.hehehe.
5th period computer science:
90% of my classmates wanna bcom software engineers. but with this kindof teacher i guess hardly they can run even a cyber cafe.well thats true my frends.all this teacher knows is to dectate wats written in the book & enjoy the ac in the comp rooms. all she does is opens the book givs us definations & som probs vich we ave to do. she sits bak & realxs. if weask a doubt she says com ltr or do it urself . mostof guys dun care wat she teaches. a few actually know how to use c++. rest of class chats does fun or do nuthng .thats our typicall cs period . but there is a revolution in class. there is a bunch of ppl who wanna lrn c++ but r nt abl to.well at this tim jay coms to rescue.this guy has got a pretty fair idea of c++. fairer than our teacher i guess.he helps them out. free classes i call dem .well its a good deed hes doin der atleast. somtims i too join him.our cs teacher is also a gr8 miser .once in blue moon she allos us to do pracs .well wat the hell is her prob. we do pay xtra fr computer fee dun we. cat argue with her can i so her im tellin all u der.
thast how the most important periods of the school go on. rest of the day is borin coz these spoil ur mood fr rest of day.nw u c y i hate this scool sooooo much.dunno wat im doin here . i jus wanna get out this scool.& i wont even care a shit abt this scool wen i leave it..........................
love & chemistry in iit style
They say there is a chemistry between a guy and a gal. well dunno much about it but I kindof gotta a hint yesterday……
Well our minds wer all stuffed up with electrons nucleus & other damn irritating stuffs like tat. Well we had our chemistry lecture . after the class 1 friend asked us to explain him his current position with his gf.his story goes like this
His neighbor likes him& he had been quite a good friend of her for a long time .well a day she came to him and said that she likes him. About this guys reaction ,he didn’t know how to react. All these years he was thought of as a trouble maker. Well he is sortof. He really bugs his teachers & well he is good at tricks so overall a gr8 guy & hence 1 of my best friends .haan so where were we ,ya right so he didn’t noe how to react and so he said “ok fine”. well that’s a lame reaction. then they r not takin to each other much.
So this is how an iit coachin guy will describe “chemistry between 2 people”
Well you can consider the girl’s affection as attractive forces. Well when 2 atom try to come close to each other to form bonds the atoms posses different types of forces 1st are attractive forces that is between nucleus and electron 2nd are the repulsive forces that occur between the nucleus & nucleus and the electron & electron of 2 atoms . so when the repulsive and sttractive forces are equal the system is in equilibrium. If attractive forces>repulsive forces then bonds are form.
Well the present condition of this guy is in equilibrium. If he also start showin some signs of attractive forces then bond would be definitely formed. right guys.
Hey u know what this is quite a good way to learn chemistry & y chemistry any other subject. Just try to apply the concept in any other thing in you life which like a lot or which u know very well. as for my part I dint know any crap of bond formation but seeing it this way it seems to be quite a simple theory.
I guess that’s how iitians do really think……….
Well our minds wer all stuffed up with electrons nucleus & other damn irritating stuffs like tat. Well we had our chemistry lecture . after the class 1 friend asked us to explain him his current position with his gf.his story goes like this
His neighbor likes him& he had been quite a good friend of her for a long time .well a day she came to him and said that she likes him. About this guys reaction ,he didn’t know how to react. All these years he was thought of as a trouble maker. Well he is sortof. He really bugs his teachers & well he is good at tricks so overall a gr8 guy & hence 1 of my best friends .haan so where were we ,ya right so he didn’t noe how to react and so he said “ok fine”. well that’s a lame reaction. then they r not takin to each other much.
So this is how an iit coachin guy will describe “chemistry between 2 people”
Well you can consider the girl’s affection as attractive forces. Well when 2 atom try to come close to each other to form bonds the atoms posses different types of forces 1st are attractive forces that is between nucleus and electron 2nd are the repulsive forces that occur between the nucleus & nucleus and the electron & electron of 2 atoms . so when the repulsive and sttractive forces are equal the system is in equilibrium. If attractive forces>repulsive forces then bonds are form.
Well the present condition of this guy is in equilibrium. If he also start showin some signs of attractive forces then bond would be definitely formed. right guys.
Hey u know what this is quite a good way to learn chemistry & y chemistry any other subject. Just try to apply the concept in any other thing in you life which like a lot or which u know very well. as for my part I dint know any crap of bond formation but seeing it this way it seems to be quite a simple theory.
I guess that’s how iitians do really think……….
mock test disaster
These exams really suck. they tell u these r u to c ur preparation for the ultimate “jee” and boost you confidence. well for me it was an nightmare during the evening. I thought I was well enough prepared for the mock test no 5. I sat there in room alone on bench thinkin that I wont cheat today.hmm well I guess I shudnt ave sat alone
As soon as we got papers the sequence of the shocks followed like this
Paper was of 390 marks(strike1)
We had -2 fr a section a questions rather than the usual +3 ,-1 system(strike 2)
We also had no extra time & there was a section of 6 marks questions which dint ave choices.you have solve them on your own & get those fucking answers right. damn it(strike 3)
(3 strikes in a row u r out…..)
Well then by some means I started solving the paper. got a few answers right in physics section . the paper was damn tough. Chemistry was looking like an subject extra terrestrial lving beings. Well while turning to maths section me & my friend did have the same reaction. Both of us shouted at the same time “what the F*** is going on”. Out of 35 qustions I was in a condition to attempt on 10 of them. That’s what really means getting your butt kicked by an paper.
Well my days dealing with iit still truble me. The more I study the tougher papers I get. fuck off this is not fair .
Any way I need to find a way to deal with these tests.......
As soon as we got papers the sequence of the shocks followed like this
Paper was of 390 marks(strike1)
We had -2 fr a section a questions rather than the usual +3 ,-1 system(strike 2)
We also had no extra time & there was a section of 6 marks questions which dint ave choices.you have solve them on your own & get those fucking answers right. damn it(strike 3)
(3 strikes in a row u r out…..)
Well then by some means I started solving the paper. got a few answers right in physics section . the paper was damn tough. Chemistry was looking like an subject extra terrestrial lving beings. Well while turning to maths section me & my friend did have the same reaction. Both of us shouted at the same time “what the F*** is going on”. Out of 35 qustions I was in a condition to attempt on 10 of them. That’s what really means getting your butt kicked by an paper.
Well my days dealing with iit still truble me. The more I study the tougher papers I get. fuck off this is not fair .
Any way I need to find a way to deal with these tests.......
Saturday, February 9, 2008
hi
hey u guys
gr8 to be here
well my name is akshay donadkar
studin in (funkin damn) kv (sucker)mankhurd
i hate my scool
well i like hard rock music
my all time fav is metallica.
&im a biggest fan of arsenal
gunner fr my life
lik i say "lets load the guns we ave some butts to kick"
so keep rockin& hail arsenal
\m/
gr8 to be here
well my name is akshay donadkar
studin in (funkin damn) kv (sucker)mankhurd
i hate my scool
well i like hard rock music
my all time fav is metallica.
&im a biggest fan of arsenal
gunner fr my life
lik i say "lets load the guns we ave some butts to kick"
so keep rockin& hail arsenal
\m/
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