so here i m in wikipedia tryin to find out wad it means..
here i go
search:scientology(ooooo m so xcited)
results : pages & scores of dem
i click da frst 1
(this is fr da ppl who were as dumb as me few months bak & r really xcited to noe wad it means
ps: its on ur risk well i almost dropped my jaw wid astonishment rest ppl can jus go on readin fr da sake of fun)
well this courtsey wikipedia:::
Scientology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by American science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard.Hubbard developed Scientology teachings in 1952 as a successor to his earlier self-help system, Dianetics. Hubbard later characterized Scientology as an "applied religious philosophy" and the basis for a new religion, and the first Scientology church was established in New Jersey in December 1953. Scientologists believe that people are immortal spiritual beings who have forgotten their true nature and are reborn until they attain infinite survival; by learning to understand the world they believe they can achieve salvation.Scientology's means for spiritual rehabilitation is a type of counseling called "auditing". Study materials and auditing courses are made available to members in return for specified donations.
A large number of organizations overseeing the application of Scientology have been established.[ Most notable of these organizations is the Church of Scientology, whose primary concern is to uphold the belief system of Scientology. Scientology sponsors a variety of social betterment programs to service the larger secular society. Some of these have been described as Scientology promotional campaigns. They include The Way to Happiness, a set of moral guidelines, Narconon, an anti-drug program, Criminon, a rehabilitation program used in prisons, Study Tech, an education methodology, a volunteer organization and a business management method.
One controversial aspect of Scientology is its belief that souls ("thetans") reincarnate and have lived on other planets before living on Earth.Former members say that details of this supposed remote extraterrestrial past are not revealed until thousands of dollars have been paid to the Church of Scientology. Another controversial belief held among Scientologists is that the practice of psychiatry is destructive, abusive and must be abolished.
Although Scientology is recognized as a bona fide religion in the United States and other countries, it has been widely criticized as a cult that financially defrauds and abuses its members. The Church of Scientology has also been accused of harassing its critics,and has consistently used litigation against them.....................................................................................
*ahem*
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
DUN TELL ME DES GUYS R FR REAL
WHO DA HELL EVEN COMS UP WID DAT SHIT
CUMMMMMOOOOOOONN TOM CRUISE DUN U AVE NY BRAINS
OR NICOLE KIDMAN STOLE IT FROM U
HW DA HELL CAN U BELIVE DIS PIECE OF GARBAGE
i mean cummon is dis fr real
we had enoough of thngs dat r pretty unbelievabl in our religions too lik ram havin a jetcraft in som 1000 bc or shiva perfort face transplant or somthng lik dat
but this .... this is da limit
since wen is it a job of a fuckin kids fiction authour's job to make new religions
me & my frends wer laughin at dis stuf fr hours
& icin on da cake dey even ave a fuckin church fr it
hw da hell dey mus b doin deir chores & all .....der is no end to this insanity fr sure
well even we ave a religion den
we all call this world is piece of shit
wad if it is actually
wad if dis whole universe is nothng jus a piece of shit
it goes lik dis
we are all dis piece of shit
every planet every star everythng in dis world is made of shit
it was all started by dis god of ours calld "da shit master"
he was da frst 1 to take a crap & dat startd da universe
den in da universe small particles of shit grew up to make big particles & even dey stared shittin out stuff
des small particles r galaxies
& da other small particles dey shitted out r calld stars
later i guess ur educated enough to make it out
well still thnkin of the church of crap
ny oder name plzz giv suggestions
the motto of our religion(da one liner u can say)""""keeeep da shit alive yeahhhh""
hahahahahha
dis has gt mor sense dan scientology i belive
